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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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