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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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