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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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