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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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