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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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