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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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