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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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