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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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