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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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