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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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