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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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