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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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