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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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