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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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