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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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