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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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