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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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