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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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