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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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