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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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