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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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