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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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