Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.