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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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