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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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