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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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