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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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