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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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