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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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