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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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