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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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