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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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