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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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