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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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