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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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