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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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