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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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