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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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