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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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