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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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