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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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