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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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