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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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