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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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