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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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