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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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