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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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