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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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