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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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