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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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