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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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