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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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